Mr Akpors – a Nigerian tourist goes on a trip to China.
While in China, he was very sexually promiscuous and didn’t use condoms all the time.
A week after arriving back home, he awakes one morning to find his pen*s covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a consultant at the National Hospital.
The doctor, never having seen anything like that before, orders some
tests and tells Mr Akpors to return in two days for the results.
Akpors returns a couple of days later and the doctor says,“I’ve got bad
news for you. You’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost
unheard of here. We know very little about it”.
Akpors looks a little perplexed and says,“Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc”
The doctor answers,“I’m sorry, there’s no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your pen*s”
Akpors screams in horror, “Ampu…. wetin?! I want a second opinion please,doc”.
The doctor replies,“Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice”.
The next day, Akpors seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his pen*s and proclaims,“Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease”.
Akpors says to the doctor,“Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what
can we do? My doctor wants to operate and amputate my pen*s!”
The
Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs,“Stupid doctor, always want to
operate. Make more money that way. No need to operate!”
“Oh, Thank God!”Akpors replies in relief.
“Yes”, says the Chinese doctor, “You no worry! Wait another couple of weeks. Pen*s will fall o
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