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AKPOS: Uncle, I learnt its difficult to get admission into
University these days, except you are well
connected… Uncle: Yes thats true. …
AKPOS: Since you are connected, I came to ask you to
help me get admission into university after my
jamb. Uncle: Ya that’s true…am connected and I will help
you. AKPOS: Thank you uncle. Uncle: You are
welcome,
so how is your result, is it Waec or Neco and how
many credits did you get?
AKPOS: Uncle, its waec, I had only 2 credits in Agricultural science and Yoruba language, but I
failed the
rest.
Uncle: Well, that’s not bad,you can still be a doctor,
not a medical doctor really, but native doctor
(babalawo)..you will use your credit in Agric in collecting herbs from forest, and Yoruba language
for
incantations.