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Akpors visit his friend emeka at home
Emeka called his wife and asked her to serve them
drinks.
when the wife was done with the serving, she sat down right opposite Akpos with her legs open.
Akpors could not control himself so he enjoyed the
view. when Emeka went inside the house,
Emeka's wife said to
Akpors, "do you like what you see"?
Akpors said YES.
Emeka's wife said, "you can have it, but it will only cost you N10,000, and Akpors agreed so they fixed a time,
12pm the next day when the husband Eazy, will be at work.
So the next day, Akpors came over at the exact time and they enjoyed themselves then he paid her.
When Emeka came back, this was what
transpired btw dem;
Emeka: honey was Akpors here today?
WIFE: [AFRAID] yes
Emeka : at 12pm right?
WIFE : [ALMOST FAINTING ] yes
Emeka : OHH, Akpors my good friend, always keeping time...
WIFE : Honey, why do you ask?
Emeka : he came over to my office this morning and borrowed N10,000 from me promising to bring it back to you at the
house by 12pm, so did he bring it?
The wife FAINTED!!!!