DRAMA BOY.............................LOL

Akpors was looking for a job
He noticed there was an opening
at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he
discovered the zoo had a very
unusual position that they
wanted to fill.
Apparently their gorilla had died,
and until they could get a new
one, they needed someone to
dress up in a gorilla suit and act
like a gorilla for a few days. He
was to just sit, eat, and sleep. Of
course, his identity would be kept
a secret, and no one would be the
wiser, thanks to a very fine gorilla
suit. The zoo offered good pay
for this job, so akpors decided to
do it. He tried on the suit and sure
enough, he looked just like a
gorilla.
They led him to the cage; he took
a position at the back of the cage
and pretended to sleep. But after
a while, he got tired of sitting so
he walked around a little bit,
jumped up and down and tried a
few gorilla noises. The people
watching him seemed to really like
that. When he would move or
jump around, they would clap and
cheer and throw him peanuts.
And akpors loved peanuts. So he
jumped around some more and
tried climbing a tree. That seemed
to really get the crowd excited.
They threw more peanuts. Playing
to the crowd, he grabbed a vine
and swung from one side of the
cage to the other. The people
loved it and threw more peanuts.
"Wow! This is great," he thought.
He swung higher and the crowd
grew bigger. He continued to
swing on the vine,
getting higher and higher and
then all of a sudden, the vine
broke! He swung up and out of
the cage, landing in the lion's cage
that was next door. He panicked.
There was a huge lion not twenty
feet away, and it looked very
hungry. So akpors in the gorilla
suit started jumping up and
down, screaming and yelling,
"Help, help! Get me out of here!
I'm not really a gorilla! I'm a AKPORS
in a gorilla suit! HELP!" The lion
quickly pounced on the akpors, held
him down and said,AKPORS
NO FEAR, NA ME CHIJIOKE "be quiet!
You're going to make both of us
to lose our job