The newly married akpors gets home early from work and hears strange
noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife
naked on the bed, sweating and panting."What's up?"he asks."I'm having a
heart attack,"cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the
phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and
says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no
clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into
the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet
floor.
"You bastard!!!"says akpors the husband."My wife's having a
heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring
the kids?"
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