LOL..............................LMAO

Akpos at a job interview
Job interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good.
Akpos: Bad.
Interviewer: Come.
Akpos: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly.
Akpos: Fine.
Interviewer: You are wrong!
Akpos: You are right!
Interviewer: Shut up!
Akpos: Keep talking!
Interviewer: Ok, now stop all that.
Akpos: Ok. now carry on all that.
Interviewer: Get out!
Akpos: Come in!
Interviewer: Oh my God!
Akpos: Oh my devil.
Interviewer: You are rejected!
Akpos: I'm selected.