Thursday 30 October 2014

GOOD CHILD.............LOL

One night, Akpors passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying; “God, bless Mummy, Daddy, and Grandma. Bye Grandpa.”
Akpors didn’t quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor after a heart attack. Akpors reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again; “God bless Mummy and Daddy. Bye Grandma.”
Akpors was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, Akpors decided to wait outside his son’s door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray; “God bless Mummy. Bye Daddy.”
Now Akpors was really scared. He stayed up all night, and went to see the doctor early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, “Thank God you’re here, I have bad news, Akpan the gate man died last night".
Akpors: whaatttttttttt?

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