Thursday, 8 January 2015

THE MAN IS AT IT AGAIN........................LOL

A COUPLE NAME MR AND MRS  AKPORS  RECEIVED A LETTER FROM THEIR DAUGHTER  WHO WENT TO STUDY MODERN PHYSICS OVERSEAS, THE LETTER READ;

                  '' MY BELOVED PARENTS, I MISS U SO MUCH  AND IT  BREAKS MY HEART TO THINK THAT BY THE TIME  I GET BACK U 'LL BE TOO OLD.
SO ENCLOSE YOU ''LL  FIND A BOTTLE OF  POTION I HAVE INVENTED. IT WILL MAKE U YOUNG ,SO WHEN I  RETURN YOU 'LL BE THE  SAME AGE AS I LEFT U.

    NOTE: PLEASE TAKE  ONLY A DROP, SO THEY OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND IN IT THERE IS A BOTTLE WITH  A RED POTION.
      AKPORS LOOKED AT HIS WIFE AND SAYS:
                     
''  YOU GO FIRST".
      SO THE  WIFE  TAKES A DROP THEREAFTER. THEN AKPORS FOLLOWS.
INDEED AKPORS WIFE TURN  FIVE YEARS YOUNGER.
YEARS LATER THE DAUGHTER OF AKPORS RETURN HOME TO FIND HER MOTHER  YOUNG AND PRETTY  CARRYING  A BABY  ON HER BACK.
  THE MOTHER PROCEEDS TO  TELL HER DAUGHTER HOW  THE POTION WORKED AND MADE HER LOOK YOUNG.
      THE DAUGHTER WAS DELIGHTED AND ASKED  AFTER HER DAD-
MOTHER: YOUR  HUSBAND?
HMMMM.MY CHILD, YOUR FATHER AKPORS WAS SO JEALOUS THAT I WAS SO YOUNG HE  DRANK THE WHOLE BOTTLE.
DAUGHTER: WHAT ?
SO WHERE  HIS HE?
MOTHER: HAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAA, WHO DO U THINK IS  THE BABY ON MY BACK???

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