Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started
screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in
a frantic effort to get away.
Soon everyone was gone except for AKPORS who sat calmly.
Satan walked up to him and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
AKPORS replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said theAKPORS
Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
AKPORS replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
Soon everyone was gone except for AKPORS who sat calmly.
Satan walked up to him and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
AKPORS replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said theAKPORS
Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
AKPORS replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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