Akpors suffered a very serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He
woke up later to find himself in the care of reverend sisters at a
Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, one of the reverend sisters
asked how he was going to pay his bill.
Akpors: (knowing he didn’t have the money) I don’t have health insurance.
Sister: Do you have money in the bank?
Akpors: I don’t even have up to N1500 in my bank account.
Sister: Well, do you have any relative who could help you?
Akpors: I have only 1 spinster sister, who is a reverend sister.
Sister: (slightly perturbed) Reverend Sisters are not spinsters! We are married to God.
Akpors: Ahh, even better sef, oya then send the bill to God my brother-in-law.
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